25 December 2016

Christmas is coming...


Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Husbands were running
No gifts for their spouse.

Whilst glancing around wildly
Because Tesco was shut
'I've got to get something'
'Or she'll kick my butt'.

Please make it easy
Give him a list
Doing it this way
Means you won't get ... Upset!

Shout 'I'm gonna need Copics'
'I'm gonna need Faye'
'She's written her Class List'
'Throughout the UK.'

'Please book me a lesson'
'Please send me on two'
'Just pop Faye an e-mail'
You know you want to'.

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even the mouse...

5 comments:

Whisper said...

Absolutely superb hun LOL - only thing in my house Alan doesn't usually buy me any presents, as i buy it myself, then i get what i want- hence why i have contacted you already and told him what date i'm doing it ;-), Luv Sam x

Jane Savage said...

Genius!

Wendy Johnson said...

Brilliant! I'm definitely coming on another course even if my husband won't buy me one for Christmas!! xx

Debra K. said...

Absolutely hilarious Faye! Really clever. I hope you'll be able to fit me in next year for another one to one when I'm well enough. Debra x

Sue said...

Fantastic!
Sending you good wishes for a Happy Christmas and all the best for 2017.
hugs, Sue xx