10 August 2012

Deep Inky One

Hellio Fluffers :)

Just as well I have that Lawyer (Thanks Sunshine) on a Retainer...


It has been mentioned to me, several times this week actually, (I cannot reveal the source, because then I'll need to take the Lawyer out of Retainer Mode and put into Use Mode.) that I drive around corners too fast. The words Stomach, G-Force and Sick have been mentioned. I can't see what the problem is... what are seat belts for, if not to not clamp you to the seat when you go around a bend at about 45 miles per hour, in fourth gear?

Apparently, I'm to imagine that all passengers are drinking a nice cup of tea, (can't be true if things are that bad. Surely alcoholic beverages would be more suitable?) and I'm to drive so that no one spills any. Hmmmm. I have a cunning plan... I'm gonna get one of those thermal drink beaker thingies that sit neatly in the pop out cup holder. Job done. That leaves both hands free for the phone, stereo and waving at people.

Stuff Wot I Used...
Inks: Inkylicious Sprinkys; Aegean Sea and Bamboo
Stamps: Inkylicious Tiny Script and Swiss Dot
Dies: Die-Namics Rolled Flower, Royal Leaves and Vertical Greetings Die and Stamp Set
All from My Mum's Craft Shop

30 comments:

sari said...

Moahahahaaaa...oh fluff...my goodness girl!! Do you know talented you are writing??!!
I love your card today, such a lovely and true sentiment!*is that what the passanger is thinking next to you?* LOL! Have a wonderful and creative day hun! Hugs and sunshine!
P.S. I'll ask my SIL to stay low at the moment then...*lol*

Grenouille Greetings said...

Beautiful inking! Really lovely! Fabulous large sentiment and perfect flower and flourish! A super card, Fluff.
Now then...re your last comment on my blog...I too object when Christmas Decorations start to appear in the shops in September AND I have never started to make Christmas cards before September BUT last year I had to send M&S cards to half of the recipients on my list and so this year I'm starting early. I recommend you put your central heating on, make yourself a cup of hot choklit and get started yourself or there'll be tears come December! Hugs, Lesley

Claire said...

This is gorgeous hun - love the colours, fab sentiment and love the flower. Have a lovely day. Hugs, Claire x

Tracey T said...

Love the card - fabby uncluttered layout and gorgeous colour. As for the driving, I understand completely. I drove round a roundabout on 2 wheels once and apparently you're not supposed to do that. xx

Denise and Louise said...

I'm so glad that I am never likely to get in a car with you Faye - you're scary!!! LOL xx
Love this card - fantastic sentiment and the rolled flower is beautiful.
Hugs
Denise xx

sue - bearhouse said...

WOW!! This is stunning Faye. The colours are wonderful and the sentiment is truly beautiful.
LOL!!I really agree with sari's comment, you have such a talent for telling a story and I always enjoy reading your posts.
Hope you have a fab weekend
Hugs Sue

Linda w said...

Love your inked background and the sentiment is just wonderful. Enjoyed reading your post lol. Hugs lin

heidy said...

Oh wow Faye what a stunning card!!!
Gorgeous love the colors and that rolled flower!!!
XXX Heidy

Alyce said...

Faye this is absolutely gorgeous! Love the colours...lovely sentiment too :)

Rachel Parys said...

What a bunch of sissies!! lol!

This is so gorgeous!!! Love the colors, and I really love the sentiment! Fab job!

Annette said...

wow this is GORGEOUS...i love the background and the sentiment is so perfect...I LOVE that rolled flower...girl you rocked this card..

Vicky said...

Fabulous card sweetie love the sentiment, its so true!!

Lotsa hugs Vicky xxx

Katina said...

Oh, how I've enjoyed catching up with all your beautiful and wonderful humour Faye!! Have you ever thought about writing a book - you are an extremely talented writer? Marian Keyes, Jane Green, Jill Mansell - eat your hearts out!!
xxxx

coops said...

oh lol.you are so funny.seriously you should write a book on life, i`d be at the front of the queue.
love your card, so elegant and the verse is so beautiful :D

xx coops xx

Sandra said...

I now know never to get in a car with you.
My motion sickness wouldn't like it!

Fabulous card, love the colours
Sandra xxx

jimlynn said...

Beautiful sentiment card! Love the colors and that rolled flower! So lovely.
Lynn

marion said...

What a true saying !! Lovely card and love the flow in colours. Have a great weekend, hugs, Marion

catherine said...

Fantastic card faye and love the colours. the sentiment is so great too. I can't drive so couldn't comment! I have a cup with a lid on though for the car!!. Hope you have a good weekend
x catherine

McCrafty's Cards said...

Fabulous card Faye, great inking the colours are gorgeous and I like the sentiment.
Kevin xx

Delphine said...

What a fantastic sentiment, so true, I love it:-)... Beautiful colours and I love the layout of your card! BIG hugs Delphine xx

cebelica said...

Gorgeous card and I love the sentiment. Hugs! xx

Donna Mosley said...

A beautiful card Faye, love the sentiment and the colours and details are perfect.

Donna x

Plastic card printing said...

I really like such cards and such fantastic quotes!

Mary J said...

LOL, it's always guaranteed that I'll get a giggle when I come and visit you Faye!

Fabulous card - the inking is stunning!

Mrs A. said...

You been taking lessons from your Bruv and The Doc then!
Hugs Muver.

Jenny said...

Aren't you so lucky that you have someone in your life who can point out all of your little quirks. So I suggest that you do drive a little slower around those corners ... while you are on your way to your local craft store. Happy spending! LOL!
Lovely card! x

Wishcraft said...

Ooh how gorgeous is this?! LOVE the colours, LOVE the flower, LOVE the sentiment... ok LOVE it all :o) Hugs, Lisa x

PS. I'm a very nervous passenger, your car sounds like a scary place to be!

Molecraft said...

A totally gorgeous card Faye and you do make me laugh!!
Helen x

Shelby said...

Awesome work. Love how you've done the background and the rolled flower and crystal swirl is perfect

Shelby

Amanda R said...

This is gorgeous Faye, I love the blue and green combo and I'm not even touching the driving comment. Remember when I said someday I might visit? YOU AREN'T GONNA DRIVE MY ANYWHERE! Ahem.