I'm special!

Morning Peeps! Brace yourselves, I am on one...

Yesterday morning I woke up to the realisation that it was;

a) Friday
b) the thirteenth.

As I have a remarkable knack for;

a) finding
b) getting into

trouble, I decided it was best to keep within a five mile radius of the house, and with Sweet Cheeks safely stashed at Nursery, I took myself off to The Bat Cave for the safety of;

a) myself
b) the unsuspecting general public.

However, I forgot to account for the fact that trouble can also find me. Which it did, in the form of an Estate Agent. That's all I'm saying at this point. Other than; by the time/ if, our house actually sells, I'm going to have a tic like Chief Inspector Dreyfus in The Pink Panther. (Peter Sellers, not Steve Martin.) But that's enough of that. Let's talk about something else. I know...

Toast. Let's talk about toast...

I'm happy to admit I'm a bit weird and slightly quirky, and because I'm odd, it makes me a bit funny with toast. And bread in general. You see, I really like the neat, square part of the slice of bread. You know, the part that would've been in the tin when it baked. The top, rounded part, disturbs me, because, it's, well, round! Now, when you eat your tea, do you eat the bits you don't like first? You know, like carrots? (Eeeeuuuuew!) Then the thing you enjoy? And lastly, the thing you love? Like roasties? Yes? Me too! So, it's only natural for me to eat the round part of the toast first, saving my favourite square bits, till last.

On Friday the thirteenth, when I was eating my toast, Very Understanding Hubby asked if he could have a piece. Can you imagine my face when he took a square bit? I mean, he knows what I'm like. What was he thinking?!

I'm telling you, I need to be kept indoors!

Thankully, it's Saturday now, (and not the thirteenth) which means it's time for a faberoony new sketch from Jo, over at Sketch Saturday! If you'd like a chance to win some stash from Simon Says Stamp, you'd best head over to Sketch Saturday for some inspiration from the girls and then play along...

I would like to enter this card at:

Art Impressions Stamps - Pink, Pink and more Pink
Crafty Catz - Something New (Stamp)
Crafty Creations - Something New (Stamp)
Cooking it up with Katie - Pink, Pearls and Flowers
Papertake Weekly - Die Cute Special
Shopping Our Stash - All that Glitters, Shines or Sparkles
Some Odd Girl - Bling it Up
Southern Girls - Sparkle
Stampin for the Weekend - Out With the Old (Corner flourish)
Sweet Stampin - All that Glitters

Right, I'm off to snaffle some toast...

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Papers: Echo Park Country Drive; My Mum's Craft Shop
Image: Some Odd Girl