19 May 2011

Who is she?

Hi all.

In the few months we've been living in this house, there has been much speculation about the occupation of our (hot, young, skinny, blonde, remember all of that, it's important) next door neighbour, as she keeps funny hours. It's obvious she doesn't hold an office job and it worries me that we make too much noise during the day sometimes, when she may be trying to sleep.

As the kitchen is at the front of the house, it's perfect for Curtain Twitching Activity. The other night, Very Understanding Hubby was cooking dinner, (I like to keep him chained to the sink, but may now change the location of the sink I attach him too.) when suddenly he erupted into the sitting room. She's a nurse, she's a nurse! He'd just spotted our hot, young, skinny, blonde (have I mentioned that already?) next door neighbour, leaving for work, in what has to be described as a fairly tight nurses uniform. (I've seen it myself after further Twitching Duties.)

Anyhow, not too much more from me today, I need to get back to the kitchen. The house opposite us is having some kind of building work done, the builders like to drink their tea in the front garden and they are BUFF. Does anyone know how to do a sun dance?

I'm going to enter this card into the following challenges:

Sketch Saturday - fab Sketch Jo
The Beary Sweet Challenge - Nature
Papertake Weekly - Bloom and Grow
One Stop Craft Challenge - Ice cream (Neapolitan; vanilla, strawberry and choklit. Um, um ummmm)
Crafty Ann's Challenge - Happy Birthday
Creative Card Crew - Cute and Girly
Stamp Something - Anything Goes
Truly Scrumptious - Anything Goes
The Corrosive Challenge - Birthdays

Cardstock: Stampin Up!
Papers: Out of the Blue, Lime Twist, MME
Image: Heather Ellis
Sentiment: Digistamp Boutique
Colouring: SU! Inks and Old Faithful, status; bearable
Tools: Siwss Dots Embossing Folder, Nesties, Scallop Die, Die-Namics
Other: Flowers and ribbon from stash


Lisa said...

Hi Faye, Fab card! Love the colour combo and such a sweet image.

Nurses and builders ... oh my I bet it is a hive of activity in your street with all those curtains twitching lol!

Lisa x

Victoria said...

that'll teach me to shirk out of a play date, now I'm missing out on BUFF builders as well as you and Sweet cheeks! tsk, hope they're still hard at it next week!

fab card by the way!

Jessica said...

Super cute card, I love those PI girls.

Fiona said...

you are SO naughty, chanining hubby to the sink, builders in the buff...

absolutely gorgeous card...love everything about it!!


Debbie said...

I think you are very lucky having buff builders. The ones next door to me last year were obnoxious and never had their shirts on, just big bellys out all day!!!!!
Oh I feel sick, hang on a mo....
Thats better, better out than in!!!
A NURSE....Right..Dx
Gorgeous card by the way. lOVE THE BROWN, and a HE image. Sweet One.

Jenny said...

What a tricky decision - craft room, buff builders, craft room, buff builders, craf ... who are we kidding. You can always make a card between 1 and 3 in the morning but those builders wont always be there. Cute card! Hugs Jenny B

Unknown said...

ohhh when am I coming for coffee???? lol...

Am loving your card..hmm.. am loving this punch.. oh no not more shopping!!!! xx

Catherine said...

I adore your card Fluff ! Great colours, great layout, great embellies... Everything is just perfect ! Love it love it love it ! Hugs and love from Catherine

Stacey G.-2 Craf-t-4u said...

Adorable! Love all that brown! The knot is a nice touch! Enjoy your tea! LOL!

Kirei na Kami said...

The PERFECT birthday card!!! I love all the wonderful design elements and your sweetly colored image:) TOO CUTE!!!

I also loved hearing about all the curtain "twitching":) Hahaha!!! What a riot:) So let me get this right..to get my DH to wash dishes and cook...I need to get a hot blonde to move in next door. Thanks for the tip:) Anyhoo...I am so happy to have found your blog!!! I am now a follower...gotta keep up on all the "twitching" going on:) Have a fab weekend and thanks for the smiles and chuckles!!!


Cazza said...

Ooooo Faye this is a superb card, love the colour combo and the image is sooo cute! Love this one and thanks for joining us at Sketch Saturday too :o))
I'll let you get back to the buff builders, lol!

Margreet said...

gorgeous card Faye....I adore that image!....lovely take of the sketch....we too have the kitchen at the front of the house....so I completely understand your story...lol
xxx Margreet

Claire said...

Hi Faye .... now then is she really a nurse or is she a stripper dressed up as a nurse???? The mystery will unfold, but in the meantime you have to move the sink so the OH can't see the hot skinny blond LOL. Fabulous card sweetie, love the LO. Hugs, Claire x

Tracy Valure said...

Love the story...have to wonder if what the previous commenter said is true...maybe she is a Stripper Nurse!! haha Now to your card, I LOVE IT!! The colors are Fab, as is the layout and coloring! Awesome card!
Tracy Valure

Val said...

Fabulous card - as always,

Have you considered that your neightbour might just be wearing that uniform for some other occupation - what about a stripper!

I guess if you hav hunks of builders opposite you have a good excuse to be at the sink as well. Heehee ...

jimlynn said...

LOVE your story....Soooooo very funny and cute!
Also love this card! Very cute.

Tracey T said...

Another card which just oozes gorgeousness! I'm lovin' the DP and border - the image really stands out against the darker colours. Lovely! xx

Unknown said...

This is fabulous Faye, love the browns on your card, very elegant xxx

Mrs A. said...

erm how skimpy tight was the nurses uniform? You sure your attaching the correct occupation to the uniform? Just saying thats all. Muver.

CraftyC said...

Funny story faye and such a pretty card!

Vicky said...

Lol...you are so funny hun...and BUFF builders...I'll be round for a coffee to twitch with you..hehehe...

And such a pretty card too Faye..

have a lovely evening..hugs Vicky xx

Zulma said...

Beautiful card!pretty image, d/p and embossing. Thanks for sharing with us at The Corrosive Challenge.
Zulma DT

coops said...

gorgeous card faye.such a sweet image and your colours and design are stunning :D

xx coops xx

Andrea said...

I love this stamp, thanks for joining us at Papertake Weekly

pinky said...

Haha, love your twitching story lol. I have a Robbie Williams lookalike directly opposite me...oh when he cuts the grass on a summers day.....Opps I'm back again lol Loving this gorgeous card Faye, your colouring is superb!! You asked about my stamp, the Molly Blooms one, its from Sir Stampalot:)

Unknown said...

ooooh...What a cute card! Such lovely colors and pretty details! =) A nurse...hmmmskinny,blond & young....? I'd move the kitchen to the basement...*lol* Talking about neighbours...Across our street lives a military man....Buff...Trained...He looks like Mr.Statham..... I guess i'll kill all my flowers adn the lawn this summer... due to overwatering...*lol* Thanks god dear Hubby doesn't read blogs!!! mwaaaah...=)

Ann Whitfield said...

Love this! Your colour scheme is fabulous, thank you for joining us at Crafty Ann's
Ann x

having a {me} day said...

LOL! Love your funny stories, but I wouldn't be worried about a bit of fluff, when you are the original of the Fluffies!! Beautiful card and I love all the dottiness going on. keeleyxx

Amanda R said...

Sun dance huh? Lucky you to have that site out your window! Adorable card, love the layout and the scallops.

Grenouille Greetings said...

Beautiful card, Fluff. I know these images are some of your faves but even if I didn't know I would know because when you use them your cards are always sublime.
Hugs, Lesley

MadeByKarla said...

OMG Faye you're too funny! I'm keeping my hubby by the sink now, thanks for the idea! we have no windows so he's safe from anything hot and skinny. lol

debby4000 said...

Adorable gorgeous card Faye.

Suzie Q said...

ooh Mrs!!
a nursey next door just make sure hubby doesn't hurt himself and need attention lol x
as for the builders offer them a cup of tea and they will be putty in your hands!!
suzie Qx
by the way all that talk of butt builders forgot about your card pmsl
it is fandabidozie x
lil fruit and nutx

Jo said...

Buff builders eh? ;)

LOL i'm thinking the same as Mrs A re the HYSB's occupation, she might be a police officer next week :D

Glad you liked the sketch and what a marvellous card you've made using it too. Love those gorgeous papers, and how you've coloured the image.
This card rocks!

totally off subject... as I was typing just now I felt a tickle on my neck, it was caused by TWO grey hairs! I suppose I should be glad that i'm losing the grey ones and not the brown ones shouldn't I? LOL
I feel old, pass the icecream.

C.S xx

DesigNeAl said...

LOL!!! Your posts always make me smile, Faye! Thanks x
Your card is super sweet, I love the image, and your colouring is just amazing!!

Donna said...

Incredbily pretty card and fab choklity colours...polka dots too...I lurve polka dots :) Donna x

Delphine said...

I always know where to go when I need a smile to be put on my face:-)! Your card is absolutely gorgeous, my lovely Faye, I love your colour scheme and that image is so so cute... I love all the dots too:-)! BIG hugs Delphine xx

Jane said...

HOnestly! What are you like? I'd go for the strippergram..far more controversial. Do you put an empty glass to the wall to to listen to her 'activities'...sheesh!! By the way...cute card this fine day...now 'up periscope' & report back anymore findings xxx

Christel said...

This is a really cute card! Love the paper and the image.
Thanks for playing at OSCC this week.

Julie said...

Oh goodness, loving this card too!! Stunning colouring and her spotty boots are wonderful!! Love the papers and ribbon too! Juliexx

Anonymous said...

This is such a darling card - so cute. Really lovely!
Lots of hugs
Rachel and Angela

Michele Roos said...

Such a gorgeous card. Love the image and the bow. Thanks for joining us this week at Truly Scrumptious Challenge and DT call. Hugs Michele x

Lindsey said...

Are you sure she's not just "dressing up as a nurse"???!!!
Aaaaahhhh the kitchen addiction has become clear.....it's a visual feast of yumminess.....a bit like your card! Love how you have made it all vintagy (is that a word?)
Linds x

An Occasional Genius said...

A nurse.....hmmm, I'm with Jo & Mrs A on this one. She might be a nurse today, but whose to say what she could be tomorrow lol! Oh it all goes on down your street missus!

The most beautiful card hon, love it. xxx

Regan said...

I thoroughly enjoyed your gorgeous card and your stories of hot nurse and buff builders! Eye candy is everywhere on your street apparently! lol Thanks for playing along @ The Corrosive Challenge! :)

Beth said...

Hee hee! Your post made me chuckle! We never get buff builders round here - just big hairy ones with paunches!! I almost forgot to comment on your card then - such a pretty card and gorgeous colours too! Thanks for joining in with the Truly Scrumptious Challenge!

Love Beth xx

Jamie said...

What a great card, I just adore the colors and cute image. Thanks so much for joining us in our Nature Challenge, hope to see you again next time!

Jamie from The Beary Scrap DT

Susan ~ Killam Creative said...

Funny story and brilliant card! Thanks so much for joining our Beary Sweet Nature challenge - good luck!


Unknown said...

This is adorable. Great job coloring. Thanks so much for joining us at the Beary Scrap- and good luck!