Who is she?

Hi all.

In the few months we've been living in this house, there has been much speculation about the occupation of our (hot, young, skinny, blonde, remember all of that, it's important) next door neighbour, as she keeps funny hours. It's obvious she doesn't hold an office job and it worries me that we make too much noise during the day sometimes, when she may be trying to sleep.

As the kitchen is at the front of the house, it's perfect for Curtain Twitching Activity. The other night, Very Understanding Hubby was cooking dinner, (I like to keep him chained to the sink, but may now change the location of the sink I attach him too.) when suddenly he erupted into the sitting room. She's a nurse, she's a nurse! He'd just spotted our hot, young, skinny, blonde (have I mentioned that already?) next door neighbour, leaving for work, in what has to be described as a fairly tight nurses uniform. (I've seen it myself after further Twitching Duties.)

Anyhow, not too much more from me today, I need to get back to the kitchen. The house opposite us is having some kind of building work done, the builders like to drink their tea in the front garden and they are BUFF. Does anyone know how to do a sun dance?

I'm going to enter this card into the following challenges:

Sketch Saturday - fab Sketch Jo
The Beary Sweet Challenge - Nature
Papertake Weekly - Bloom and Grow
One Stop Craft Challenge - Ice cream (Neapolitan; vanilla, strawberry and choklit. Um, um ummmm)
Crafty Ann's Challenge - Happy Birthday
Creative Card Crew - Cute and Girly
Stamp Something - Anything Goes
Truly Scrumptious - Anything Goes
The Corrosive Challenge - Birthdays

Recipe
Cardstock: Stampin Up!
Papers: Out of the Blue, Lime Twist, MME
Image: Heather Ellis
Sentiment: Digistamp Boutique
Colouring: SU! Inks and Old Faithful, status; bearable
Tools: Siwss Dots Embossing Folder, Nesties, Scallop Die, Die-Namics
Other: Flowers and ribbon from stash